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[02 Mar 2004|12:19pm]
If any of you failed to notice I got a new journal like 5 months ago
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Hey hoes and bitches [07 Nov 2003|11:15am]
I've been working on mah new l-jizzle's layout for quite some time now. This journal is shit foolz
Add me:
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Add that shit
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"The Lampshade" [06 Nov 2003|11:43pm]
I've been so fried as of lately. I've been seeing shit, not out of the corner of my eye, but right in front of me and it's bugging me a lot, cause if i close my eyes its gone. I'm going CRAZY dude. CRAZY.
Claire was a doll and gave me some vikadin. It was good times, I gotta say.

Illed it at Shizz's and ate freakishly good pizza which she made, what a bitch. Just kidding, but it was fucking good, it was scary.
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Today=Chingy day [05 Nov 2003|08:16pm]
Yesterday Claire, Rachel and myself shared a pint of the good stuff then hit up Sharie's house and went wheat pasting. Then I died of exhaustion for god knows what reason and went home and slept.

Today I went to math for the first time in a LONG time. Taylor was at school today, party hardy. After school Claire and me went to Broadway and got RIPPED with Rachel and Sharie. Me=Sex, Rachel=Drugs, Sharie+Claire=Rock'n'roll.

Haha the quote of the day is "Stop drop kaboom baby rub on yo nipples, some call me ludacris, some call me mr wiggles" Mmmhmm
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[30 Oct 2003|08:35pm]
icon up for grabs
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Un-Postering [30 Oct 2003|07:32pm]
Me and Claire found Tupac and G-Unit posters today.

What are all you whores being for halloween?

Yeah thats right. I decided last night I was going to be Cheetara after watching "I Love the 80's". Me and my little brother used to watch re-runs of that show all the time, until they started being bitches and not playing it anymore.
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[28 Oct 2003|09:25pm]
I hate it how I have absolutely nothing to write about.
[Insert love interest here]
Or here )
Just kidding.
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[27 Oct 2003|07:16pm]
Isn't it great when people you're diggin ARENT DIGGIN YOU BACK? Yeah. Wait, NO. Oh well, at least my school ID fucking rocks, and so does Claire's
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Yesterday... [26 Oct 2003|08:10am]
Started out with me getting dressed? I was surprised, my leopard print pants actually looked half decent for once. Then I wasted my money on that damned bus because my bus card doesnt work for the stupid fucking thing and there are no other buses that go ANYWHERE on weekeds. WHAT THE FUCK. Seriously.

Okay. So this is the order of meeting up, I tried writing this in a paragraph and it sounded like a story I would have written in first grade:
-Shizz, Jizz
-Emily, Monica, their friends
-Clizz, J-hoez

What we did until going to the U-District:
-Ate curly fries
-Went to Westlake and got A-Z-N food harharhar.
-Bussed to Uwajamaya, however that may be spelled

There was this tree full of birds and it was really scary. Actually there were like FIVE bird trees and that made it even more scary.

On the bus:
-Scary lady with hideous huge hair, disgusting smelling lotion, listening to aweful music was tapping (SMACKING) her ENORMOUS acrylic nails against the window to the beat. It was so ghetto fab ("but... without the fab")
-This girl had the raddest David Bowie bag ever
-Meryl, Oven, James and Taylor got on the bus (I thought I smelled RANK ASS PUSSY, SLUTS, CLEAN YOUR GINAS.)

On the Ave:
-We left those nasty hussies to go to J-hoez' house to sip a lil wine
-Ended up hanging out with the hussies for a while, creamed myself on account of seeing good lookingness.
-Went to J-hoez' and drank some wine

Went home


EDIT: Claire, we have another thing we can bitch about aside from hot boys and being ditched. Our newest topic is "Isn't it so cool how people are huge hypocrites?" Lets move to Germany, now.
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[25 Oct 2003|10:40am]
Oh sweet god it was great. Sometime around 3 I caught a bus to the Ave, where I hadn't gone in ages, like for serious. I met Patches for the first time, and I gotta admit, I had totally had a hard-on (with my non exsistant giant cock?). Met up with Clizz, Oven and Jizz and we gotz some fo-taaays of the Mickeys and went to Tim's house where we were to party. Jane, Stella and Ryan were there.

So we gots ta drinking and me and Kristi needed a cigarette so we stepped outside and his dad started throwing stuff off the deck above us. Then he comes down to pick it up and there we are chillin outside with our fourties and our cigarettes. Hahaha.

Well, we got drunker and drunker then went on the roof with blankets and fourties and sipped and smoked a while. Then since it was fucking freezing we went back in. We ate spaghetti and chips and Stell and myself talked lots about varoius 77 characters, make-up, Tish & Snooky and much more. Then she whipped out the video camera and... I made handcuffs out of my bandana and I was Madonna...

Eventually we went to catch our bus and our busdriver, we were completely sure, had Downs or something of the sort... He was cool. Then I got to wait in the too-cold-to-breath cold for an hour for my stupid bus which I ended up having to pay for because my bus card doesnt cover any fares higher than 50 cents. Fuck that.
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So I quit furrealz now [22 Oct 2003|09:17pm]
Even though there were like NO people at the protest, it was good. My coat and every layer I was wearing under it is completely soaked, as are my pants, and my boots and socks. And myself.

It's almost as if I adopted another personality during the protest, it was funny. No no, it was sassy. I AM SASSY. Right Sharie? Right. God, I was so compelled to shove that bastard cop over who was screeching is tires. EVERYONE yelled at him several times to quit being such a fucking retard, but obviously... he was retarded.

Most everything about the protest was good times. The INS however was really depressing.
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Kill me now [22 Oct 2003|11:11am]
I'm ready to kill this guest speaker broad, yeah, I'm in class. Fucking hoe. She put her fucking asshole wrinkly hand where I was USING MY MOUSE and I was ready to jab my boney elbo into her crusty crackwhore didgits

Anyhow, I got my pictures taken with funyuns today

And yesterday:
-A kid went flop
-2 for one deal on mah cigs fool
-Snatched the scarf I'd been eying
-Went to toys in babe-land w/Claire, Kristy, Rachel and Sharie. I'm hella getting people $8 glass dildos for their birthdays
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[19 Oct 2003|04:18pm]
[ mood | Annoyed. ]
[ music | The damned ]

(Maddy and Jordan know who I'm talking about when I say):
You know what bothers me? When stupid teenybopper fucks listen to maybe two songs by a good band and then christen them their all time favorite. Then begin purchasing their merchandise? There are more important things in life than impressing the public with your fake taste in music. Just die, please

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"What does your shirt say?" "I kill Jeffries." [18 Oct 2003|01:10pm]
This is all you need to know about yesterday )

Dude, he's wearing a fucking LIFE VEST.
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Gobstoppers rock? What? [14 Oct 2003|08:21pm]
[ mood | Lonely ]
[ music | Lou Reed ]

I think I may be getting new shoes... OOHHH man. Well, my life is certainly less than exciting so I have nothing to write about other than that. I'm getting better at quitting, I'm gonna ace that shit, you watch.

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"Cork-it ya punk-ass-punk!" [11 Oct 2003|01:36pm]

Jordan and Me are fucking thugs.

The short tale of Justin and the Ketchup )

I'll edit this shit later, there was an old man who was being a dumbass, but I'm in a hurry to meet up with people. I'm sure you're all excited!
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Ah to da window, a to da wall. [08 Oct 2003|08:08pm]
I'm so drunk right now.
I'm going to summarize the events of this evening (so far)-
-going to school
-to broadway
-saw myles and his brother
-met up w/jessica and dylan
-got drunk after myles left
-jessica and dylan are dating and have the same middle nane

fcuk this im not writng anymore im lazy and drunk so fuck you.
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Happy birthday SHIZZ! [02 Oct 2003|11:07pm]
Are you cool enough to be in da mudda fuckin Z-UNIT?!

Me-Kiz-Tittie
Claire- Clizaire
God- Fetuz
Jesica- J-Hoez
Kristy- Jizz
Ryan- Rizzo
Sharie- Shizz

Now who else wants to join dis shit? I'm hexa makin a fuckin Z-Unit community. You bitches just WATCH.
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The mop is black. [01 Oct 2003|09:29pm]
I did it, bye bye blonde hair man. I miss it.
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[01 Oct 2003|12:50pm]
Happy birthday Samara!

I got one-a them "greatestjournal" things on account of reading [info]choose_death's post about the unlimited icons. I probably wont be usin' it much, but if you gots one, I'm "Teenagefeelin77"

I'm wondering, should I dye my lovely fried-ass peroxide locks black?
GIMME YOUR VOTE SLUTS, C'MON I HAVE NEAR 160 FRIENDS, I OUGHTA GET SOME REPLIES HERE.


Now tell me, would that shit look good black? Gimme your opinions ladies and gents...



PS- New layout again.
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